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Sunday, June 13th, 2010Skater Bounces On Concrete!
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010Santa Clara, CA Presenting the sacking, slipping, flying, bouncing, shaking, grinding, painful determination of San José, ca's one and only: Bombdrop John. John began displaying an unhealthy fixation with this 13 stair rail months prior to this attempt. He would walk around school as if he hadn't been caught crying in the rest room with a photo torn from Thrasher Magazine featuring the rail in his grips. He would casually mention, "It's gunna hurt so good," as I passed him in the halls, not realizing the true extent of his masochistic tendencies. Every single day it was, "thirteen stair rail this, thirteen stair rail that," with a disturbing glare in his eyes, like he was posessed. No one believed him until one day, out of the blue, he gathered together a group of people and cameras to witness it. He was in his own world. We could all see it, the invisible spirit of the infamous rail pulling on his desires; he would either conquer the rail or be conquered, and he knew it. In the end, John had given the rail two cracked ribs, a broken wrist, a severely bruised shoulder, hip and scrotum, all in exchange for his freedom. He adored the pain, and the spell was broken. Never has John returned to this rail, but his respect for it, and the rail's for him, will never be matched. He remains grateful to the rail for his freedom, and for letting him keep his life.
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Humor – Sex Helps for Old Men
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010Old men are interested in sex. You can be sure of that. The interest in sex starts before grade school and never stops—for old men.
The difference is one of emphasis. Young men are participants but some old men are ex-participants. That is the difference. But old men are always hoping for a re-cooperative miracle that doesn’t cause blindness, hard attack, stroke, or—
VIAGRA®
Viagra® is commonly used by men of all ages. However there are some side effects. Here is what sometimes, or perhaps rarely, happens in the bedroom:
MAN: Sorry, Dear. I have a headache.
WOMAN: Honey, what happened to your face. It’s as red as a—I’m calling 911! Now don’t move until the ambulance gets here. I’ll get you an ice pack.
WOMAN: Damn it George! You threw up on me again! Ugh!
MAN: Turn off that light. It’s blinding me.
MAN: I wish you would get rid of that BLUE bath powder.
MAN: Where in the heck are you? I can’t see a darn thing.
WOMAN: My goodness! It’s been four hours. You can’t answer the doorbell like that. I’m calling the doctor.
WOMAN (screaming): George, for heaven sakes are you crazy? Put that nitroglycerin away! I’m not having an affair with George Livingston. Set that darned hearing aid on HIGH. What I said was, “Do you want to go to the State Fair with Mary and George Livingston.”
NATURAL SUPPLEMENTS
Old men spent tons of money on “safe and natural” sex supplements. Some don’t work. Some work when they first come out because the ingredients are good but then sag in performance when the company can not meet the demand. Enzyte® is one that never works because it has the wrong kind of Ginseng according to an article at CBS News: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/09/23/health/webmd/main645232.shtml. CBS News is not the only source reporting that the stuff doesn’t work.
I got a call from Enzyte®. The lady that called me, a professional, wanted to know if it worked for me. I said, “No, but my canary loves it. He’s having a fling with the neighbors cat.”
THE PROBLEM
Some old men can’t take prescribed drugs like Viagra® and they have not had good results with supplements even though there doctor said it was OK to give the supplements a try. Therefore, as a public service I suggest the following activities to replace sexual activities for these old men:
● Go out on a clear night and study the cosmos. Buy a telescope to enhance your enjoyment. Hey, You! Don’t be lowering that telescope to the woman’s dorm at the local junior college.
● Join the Walk-the-Mall program at your local mall. Hey, You! Stop taking your rest periods in front of the Victoria’s Secrets lingerie display window.
Well, you’ve got the idea.
The End
copyright©2007 John Taylor Jones, Ph.D.
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